I do commissions for $10, if you want me to learn a song and play it for you, HMU.

Autobiography is so good, how dare everyone treat Ashlee so badly

I just need to be friends with Snoop Dogg or something

IT PROBABLY WAS ON FUCKING PURPOSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. HE JUST KNOWS ME THAT WELL AND ALWAYS HAS.

Remember when Hayden made me watch the new Degrassi with him and it just so happened to be an episode where a lesbian slept with a guy to make another girl jealous. I don’t know how I didn’t combust.

Honestly, all I (as a vegan) need to do on birthdays is get a good whiff of a piece of cake. I always ask someone if I could smell their cake because it satisfies my taste sense, somehow.

I’d transcend and like some supernatural thing would happen to me like growing wings if No Doubt did cover that song instead of “It’s My Life”. So it’s for the better they didn’t. :)))

If I have an untimely death, make sure these two lines are on my gravestone (even though I wanna be cremated).

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“I’m laying here in the ground

The sky above won’t fall down.”

As in, don’t make a big deal out of my physical existence no longer being around. It’s a natural process and I’m still in the atmosphere.

What is this new snack truck thing going around that you can request have come to your house or party? Some new faddy-thing I’m not with but I see it rising in popularity.


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