idk how to make friends & I don’t even mean just as an adult. I have never known how to make friends. or like I know how in theory but in practice I don’t do those things
(via sacred-portal)
**** really gives me the best five hours of my life every time
Daiya mozzarella cheeze shreds and a tortilla in the microwave for 30 seconds 👌🏽💃🏽
Why did the deadbeat dad of my cousin who I was basically the mother of just hit me up on Facebook. Really weirded out, your peepee was inside of my cousin, which made my second cousin. I’m related to your flesh and blood.
I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry that we can’t go back!!! And for all the things we can’t remember. But I’m glad we did it!! The love will always be there!
Another bejeweled spider web, shimmering in the starlight like a diamond necklace…
(via angeladdict)
Dude is crazy lol
Dude really created a Tumblr account about a chaotic good cyberbully, acting as if it’s the worst crime on earth and this has consumed his life for the last two years lmfaooooooo
I think he “contacted” the authorities at least 15 times in the last two years with Ken’s “personal details”
You have to be sociopathic to kill pigs, they are the most emotive out of any farm animal, if you ask me. People really do that for a fucking living and feel nothing?!?!!?
I feel like everyone who proudly eats meat should have to watch how their favorite meat is caught and gathered on YouTube. If that makes you uncomfortable, then how are you comfortable eating it?
Anybody ready to see every guy have braids on the top of their head in public when Zayn makes this mainstream comeback? Gonna be another man bun.